Marigliano Nakhle: He held my hips and impaled me with his dick.

CURRENTLY RUNNING A HOLIDAY WEEKEND SPECIAL! ACT NOW! You lucky guy, you! You've just stumbled onto the listing of a lifetime! Available for a SHORT TIME ONLY, there is an absolutely adorable 1974 model GIRLFRIEND 3000. They don't make 'em like this anymore, no sirree. Built for your comfort, with just enough cushioning to keep things interesting, the GIRLFRIEND 3000 can do all of these tasks Make you a cocktail and/or open bottles of wine or beer Rub your shoulders when you've had a bad day with scalp massage option Fix holes in the pockets of your favorite jeans and even teach you how to DIY! Make awesome grilled cheese sandwiches, several kinds of risotto, and a vast array of baked goods on short notice Entertain herself without throwing a hissy fit while you go out with your friends and do Stupid Dude Crap up to four times a month without additional maintenance! Snuggle like a champ and do some other stuff pretty well, too Wear jeans and look cute, or wear dresses and look nice Ride bikes with you to go get a snocone Charm your parents Befriend your pets Make your friends crack up Laugh at your jokes clever and stupid Play oldschool videogames with you, and only ask stupid questions about them every now and then The GIRLFRIEND 3000 has the following operator specifications Must be of sufficient height 6'0 or taller OR really, really awesome and otherwise totally compatible Must be an experienced operator but maybe not too experienced 3042ish Must not already have a different GIRLFRIEND 3000 unit, or a WIFEOTRON 500 No smoking due to delicate nature of GIRLFRIEND 3000 filtration system Clever, progressive, welleducated, and funny operators tend to get the best performance out of the GIRLFRIEND 3000 Maintenance requirements Daily compliments will be reciprocated in kind Ongoing demonstrated fondness for lolcats, and actual cats Moviewatching while snuggled at home or holding hands theater Dancing at least twice a month, prefe

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Bluffton Scripter: PLEASE come home safe to us...

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So a little about me, im 5'6, im not fat but im not skinny either, I have long dark brown hair, and light brown eyes. Im out going down to earth. I just got out of a really about relationship, looking to have some fun now! I like to play pretty much all sports, basketball, baseball, wrestleing, four wheeling, walking/ running, swimming, or just cuddling watching a movie! I like pretty much all music hip hop, rb, rap, rock, metal, country! Movies horror, comedy, action, romance! I have 6 peircings and one tattoo, planning on getting a couple more!! hmm Dont want to go on to much more about anything else about myself!! Ive never done this before so hopefully theres still some good guys out there!! What im lookin for is someone thats taller than mean has a job and vehicle, taller than me and has an active life style!! Someone that has a goal and spontaneous!! I havent been on a date in a long time so that would be nice!! Well your pic gets mine!! Put your favorite type of movie in the subject! Hope to here from you!!

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Grosslangheim Ory: God, I was so wet at that point it was incredible.

Hi there, If you'll notice I didn't post my ad in the Casual Encounters section mainly because that's not really what I am looking for. Frankly speaking, Yes, sir! I am looking for a friendship with dating, romance and LTR in mind. But, sex only comes when both of us feel comfortable equally. It will not be happen in the first 30 mins of our meeting. LOL. Looking for someone to hang out. Maybe go to movies, explore Austin and surroundings, etc. I enjoy a long driving and visiting small / old towns. Also like dine out, sipping wine or margarita or having a cup of coffee with good conversation and good company. Would love to find someone who loves outdoor activities. He also needs to be mature, drama fee, no BS pardon my language, stable spiritually and financially, well educated, a good listener while also being a good talker, fun to be with, a non smoker, love kids, and into interracial relationship. Most of all, he must be single. I am really into classy, clean, well cut shaved man. No long hair, pierced or tattooed, please one nice tattoo will be fine though. HWP. And if I needed to choose, I rather be with someone who is a little chubby or thick rather than a skinnyskinny one. Muscular taller man will get my attention first 5'10 or up. I love lighter Black men or darker Caucasians. I am a 44 year old female. Single mom of two kids aged 14 and 7. My kids are very well behave and won't be in our way. You'll love them !! My height is 5'2 and weight 160 dress size 12 and bustier 36 C. I am probably thick but not fat. I like being touched, hugged, and kissed. I'd be happy if you take me for a walk and hold my hands. Love water pool, lake, river, beach so much. A non smoker turkey cold 8 years ago. I am a darker Asian with no slanty eyes, kind of Filipino or Thai looks. You'll find lots of good qualities in me, the more you know me. So, if you think we are a good match up, please shoot me an email. Please tell a little bit about yourself. If you wanna send

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