Marigliano Nakhle: He held my hips and impaled me with his dick.

CURRENTLY RUNNING A HOLIDAY WEEKEND SPECIAL! ACT NOW! You lucky guy, you! You've just stumbled onto the listing of a lifetime! Available for a SHORT TIME ONLY, there is an absolutely adorable 1974 model GIRLFRIEND 3000. They don't make 'em like this anymore, no sirree. Built for your comfort, with just enough cushioning to keep things interesting, the GIRLFRIEND 3000 can do all of these tasks Make you a cocktail and/or open bottles of wine or beer Rub your shoulders when you've had a bad day with scalp massage option Fix holes in the pockets of your favorite jeans and even teach you how to DIY! Make awesome grilled cheese sandwiches, several kinds of risotto, and a vast array of baked goods on short notice Entertain herself without throwing a hissy fit while you go out with your friends and do Stupid Dude Crap up to four times a month without additional maintenance! Snuggle like a champ and do some other stuff pretty well, too Wear jeans and look cute, or wear dresses and look nice Ride bikes with you to go get a snocone Charm your parents Befriend your pets Make your friends crack up Laugh at your jokes clever and stupid Play oldschool videogames with you, and only ask stupid questions about them every now and then The GIRLFRIEND 3000 has the following operator specifications Must be of sufficient height 6'0 or taller OR really, really awesome and otherwise totally compatible Must be an experienced operator but maybe not too experienced 3042ish Must not already have a different GIRLFRIEND 3000 unit, or a WIFEOTRON 500 No smoking due to delicate nature of GIRLFRIEND 3000 filtration system Clever, progressive, welleducated, and funny operators tend to get the best performance out of the GIRLFRIEND 3000 Maintenance requirements Daily compliments will be reciprocated in kind Ongoing demonstrated fondness for lolcats, and actual cats Moviewatching while snuggled at home or holding hands theater Dancing at least twice a month, prefe

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Cajaruro Lucek: It's funny how that excited me.

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I have recently moved to Asheville from Southern California and I'm looking for a fun way to spend time out of the house. I'm 22, 5'8, athletically built with brown hair and hazel eyes. I am new to the area and I don't know much about local leisure activities but I am open to most things. I love to have a good time and I do my best to surround myself with positivity. I enjoy being outdoors as much as possible on the weekends. During the workweek I keep myself focused on my sales career and on keeping my body in good shape. I haven't met many people outside of work and would like to meet an active, clean, smart, and politically conservative woman. Also, I love me a southern girl. I especially like older women being as they generally tend to be more decisive and confident. Although mine may not be the most modest, I will not reply to provocative photo responses. I am looking for a woman and not simply an easy girl. I do look for women who keep themselves well, but aesthetics are only a small part of the equation. On that note, please do send a recent photo of yourself to get the ball rolling. You will not be surprised that I look exactly as I have presented myself here except more likely with a shirt on in person. Shoot me a photo and a little something about yourself and lets see if we make a connection.

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Moravicany Ryun: I could literally feel Bryan's excitement and could see the beginning of an erection pushing against his pants.

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I'm not real sure what I'm expecting to come of this. A new friend would be great though! Just looking for someone down to earth to talk to, and if we hit it off then that would be great too. But I really just want to meet someone nice, with a sense of humor. I know not everyone's perfect. I, myself am not perfect, but I'm a good person. I've got a job and I don't live with my momma. I find it hard to believe that I would be living with my mother at this age but apparently it happens! It would be great if you had a job too but as long as you don't want me to pay your bills it's ok if you don't. It's been hard to find a job for a while now and that certainly doesn't mean you're a loser if you don't have one. Everyone is different in their own special way. I believe we should respect each other for our differences instead of judging them on it. Just a thought. I hope to hear from someone.....different.

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Gachnang Romaniszyn: I think I would have let him undress me if he wanted.

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Here goes nothing ,46 yr old male looking for serious relationship,dinning ,hugging loveing touching,talking,spending time together and anything else that may come up.Looking for A lady 36 yrs to 46 yrs old .Please serious women only reply . Answer add and we can go from there with pictures and texting.Hope to hear from you soon.

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